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Thursday, October 18, 2018
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Monday, October 15, 2018
©Mort Harris - Sun City Writers Workshop - Las Vegas, NV.
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Tuesday, October 9, 2018
Count Dracula would you like to share some of your feelings about Halloween with the group?
Dr. Sometimes I wish I was a pumpkin on Halloween. I get very depressed; it’s not my favorite holiday.
“Thanks for sharing that with the group Count.
“It makes me angry. He doesn’t know how good he has it. Tomorrow I’ll go from a mixing bowl to an oven and that’s how my life will end. I spent a whole year in a field surrounded by manure, getting rained on and then when I reach maturity my stem is cut. Do you know how painful that is without Anesthesia? That’s only the beginning then I’m thrown on a truck and taken to a supermarket where customers come by and start tapping on me like I’m some drum, and make deprecating comments, as if I had no feelings. I’m too big, I’m too small, and I’m not ripe enough. Don’t worry honey no one will recognize the blemishes it will be too dark. The rejection is demoralizing. Finally I’m put on a supermarket conveyer belt weighed and checked out on my way to oblivion.”
“Does Jack-O-Lanterns tale assuage you bitterness Count Dracula?”
“I didn’t realize a pumpkin had feelings. In my defense I’m coming off a sugar hi. Halloween blood is loaded with sugar.” I’m also living in a Senior Community–all the blood is laced with medication. The Stool softener is the worst. I have to send my cape to the cleaners after Halloween night. I also had trouble with the seniors that take Viagra.
“As your group leader I have to say this session has been very enlightening. Wicked Witch you seemed extremely quiet during our session?”
“They made me check my broom at the door.”
"And how does that make you feel?”
“Vulnerable. I don’t like the way Count Dracula keeps staring at my neck.”
“Count Dracula have you been staring at the cursed witch’s neck?”
“No I’ve had enough medication for one night. Could you please open a window, I have to leave?”
“But we haven’t heard from the rest of the group yet.”
“I’m sorry, but I have to pick up my spare cape before the cleaners close.”
Count Dracula before you go would you like to share some sage advice?”
“Yes. Be careful who you try to scare. Almost everybody has a gun these days. I on the other hand must be on the lookout for people carrying sharp wooden stakes and wearing garlic cloves.”
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Thursday, October 4, 2018
"Hmm...now let's see what this is all about. Gee whiz!
If this is true, we may be smarter than they think!" (Jeanne Marsh)
"Verry interesting. I'll have to discuss this crackpot evolution theory with Jane Goodall next week when our Jungle Book Club meets!" (Alice Magrane)
Gorilla Quote: "That's not fair. Man get a book. When will the Origin of Gorilla be published? !!!! (Adrienne Crawford)
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Monday, October 1, 2018
© Don Silverman - Summerlin's Writers and Poets Workshop, Las Vegas, NV.
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Saturday, September 29, 2018
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